Axl Quote #1169
Quote from Axl in Thanksgiving IX
Frankie: Oh, hey, guys, when we're sitting around the table saying what we're thankful for, nobody say stealing from mall fountains. Aunt Janet doesn't need to know that.
Axl: That's okay. I already got something else to be thankful for. I have secured my position as a Spudsy's employee. I was able to recite all the ingredients of the secret sauce... something that two giant Spudsy nerds could not do.
Sue: I still don't know how you did it.
Axl: Um, 'cause I'm smart. The first letter of all the ingredients... basil, onions, oil, garlic, emulsifier, ranch dressing... spell "booger."
Sue: Oh!
Brick: And then there were two.
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving IX’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Sue: Congratulations, Brick. You won fair and square. I'll turn in my uniform on Monday and erase my name from the schedule. That's why we write it in pencil.
Brick: Wait, Sue, don't do that. I'm the one who should quit.
Sue: What? Why?
Brick: [sighs] It means more to you than it does to me. Plus I keep licking the potatoes. They're gonna catch me eventually, so I might as well quit now. It started out 'cause they were salty, but then it became this thing where I convinced myself that if I didn't lick them, Mom and Dad would die.
Sue: Brick, you can't lick the potatoes.
Axl: Man, you are such a weirdo.
Brick: Call me weird, but I've got two living parents.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: [groans] I'm starving. Where's the blue bag? Did you bring the blue bag?
Frankie: The new blue bag is yellow, and I have no idea where it is.
Quote from Frankie
Mike: You sure we're in the right parking lot?
Frankie: Yeah, yeah, I told the kids to meet us outside the abandoned Penney's. Or did I say the abandoned Sears?
Mike: What about the abandoned Wet Seal?
Frankie: No, that's been gone a while. They turned it into a Claire's Boutique, and now it's a Marine recruiting center.
Mike: Well, they'll find us.