Axl Quote #1168
Quote from Axl in Thanksgiving IX
Sue: Look, I promise we work here. Our uniforms are in the car. Can we just borrow like $5 from your tip jar?
Carter: You really want to prove you work here? We all signed a pledge never to reveal the ingredients of Spudsy's secret sauce. Tell me what they are, and I'll give you what's in the jar.
Sue: Okay, um... Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm blanking. Why am I blanking? Brick! Help!
Brick: Uh...
Axl: I know it. And if I get it right, I get to be the one who keeps the job, and you two losers get to fight it out amongst yourselves.
Sue: I'll take that bet.
Brick: Me too. He doesn't even know the state bird.
Axl: Oh. Basil, oil, onions, garlic, emulsifier, ranch dressing. The cardinal.
Carter: That's correct.
Axl: Oh, yeah! I gets to keep a minimum-wage job. Ooh! Ooh!
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving IX’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Sue: Congratulations, Brick. You won fair and square. I'll turn in my uniform on Monday and erase my name from the schedule. That's why we write it in pencil.
Brick: Wait, Sue, don't do that. I'm the one who should quit.
Sue: What? Why?
Brick: [sighs] It means more to you than it does to me. Plus I keep licking the potatoes. They're gonna catch me eventually, so I might as well quit now. It started out 'cause they were salty, but then it became this thing where I convinced myself that if I didn't lick them, Mom and Dad would die.
Sue: Brick, you can't lick the potatoes.
Axl: Man, you are such a weirdo.
Brick: Call me weird, but I've got two living parents.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: [groans] I'm starving. Where's the blue bag? Did you bring the blue bag?
Frankie: The new blue bag is yellow, and I have no idea where it is.
Quote from Frankie
Mike: You sure we're in the right parking lot?
Frankie: Yeah, yeah, I told the kids to meet us outside the abandoned Penney's. Or did I say the abandoned Sears?
Mike: What about the abandoned Wet Seal?
Frankie: No, that's been gone a while. They turned it into a Claire's Boutique, and now it's a Marine recruiting center.
Mike: Well, they'll find us.