Axl Quote #1164
Quote from Axl in Thanksgiving IX
Sue: Oh, my gosh, Mom, you are not gonna believe this. Edwin said we have to decide amongst ourselves which one of us is gonna be fired. How are we supposed to do that? Who's it gonna be?
Axl & Brick: Sue.
Sue: What?! No! I'm the one who found Spudsy's. I've been there for years. It's like family.
Axl: Okay, then Brick's got to go.
Brick: Why me?
Axl: Uh, for starters, I can see over the counter.
Brick: Stop moving the step stool.
Axl: Look, I'm a college graduate. I need a paying job in order to contribute around the house. Sue just needs to go shopping at Forever Dork, and Brick, instead of using his money to buy friends, blows it all on Planet Nowhere figurines, thus continuing his cycle of friendlessness.
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving IX’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Sue: Congratulations, Brick. You won fair and square. I'll turn in my uniform on Monday and erase my name from the schedule. That's why we write it in pencil.
Brick: Wait, Sue, don't do that. I'm the one who should quit.
Sue: What? Why?
Brick: [sighs] It means more to you than it does to me. Plus I keep licking the potatoes. They're gonna catch me eventually, so I might as well quit now. It started out 'cause they were salty, but then it became this thing where I convinced myself that if I didn't lick them, Mom and Dad would die.
Sue: Brick, you can't lick the potatoes.
Axl: Man, you are such a weirdo.
Brick: Call me weird, but I've got two living parents.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: [groans] I'm starving. Where's the blue bag? Did you bring the blue bag?
Frankie: The new blue bag is yellow, and I have no idea where it is.
Quote from Frankie
Mike: You sure we're in the right parking lot?
Frankie: Yeah, yeah, I told the kids to meet us outside the abandoned Penney's. Or did I say the abandoned Sears?
Mike: What about the abandoned Wet Seal?
Frankie: No, that's been gone a while. They turned it into a Claire's Boutique, and now it's a Marine recruiting center.
Mike: Well, they'll find us.