Mike Quote #1057
Quote from Mike in Thanksgiving IX
Mike: Look at this. Did you charge $4.75 to some place called RNJ?
Frankie: RNJ?
Mike: Yeah.
Frankie: That doesn't ring a bell. What day was it?
Mike: November 7th. What were you doing that day?
Frankie: I don't know. What do we do every day? Probably watching TV. Are you sure it wasn't yours?
Mike: Not mine. This seems like one of those fraud things where they steal your number and do some little test charge before they go wild and buy a bunch of flat screen TVs. I had better call the credit-card company. This could take a while, so I don't know if I'm gonna be able to make it to Janet's for dinner.
Frankie: Nice try. You're going.
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving IX’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Sue: Congratulations, Brick. You won fair and square. I'll turn in my uniform on Monday and erase my name from the schedule. That's why we write it in pencil.
Brick: Wait, Sue, don't do that. I'm the one who should quit.
Sue: What? Why?
Brick: [sighs] It means more to you than it does to me. Plus I keep licking the potatoes. They're gonna catch me eventually, so I might as well quit now. It started out 'cause they were salty, but then it became this thing where I convinced myself that if I didn't lick them, Mom and Dad would die.
Sue: Brick, you can't lick the potatoes.
Axl: Man, you are such a weirdo.
Brick: Call me weird, but I've got two living parents.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: [groans] I'm starving. Where's the blue bag? Did you bring the blue bag?
Frankie: The new blue bag is yellow, and I have no idea where it is.
Quote from Frankie
Mike: You sure we're in the right parking lot?
Frankie: Yeah, yeah, I told the kids to meet us outside the abandoned Penney's. Or did I say the abandoned Sears?
Mike: What about the abandoned Wet Seal?
Frankie: No, that's been gone a while. They turned it into a Claire's Boutique, and now it's a Marine recruiting center.
Mike: Well, they'll find us.