Frankie Quote #1495
Quote from Frankie in Homecoming II: The Tailgate
Pat: Ah, maybe another time. I wouldn't want to miss homecoming.
Frankie: No, no, no, of course not. I'm just saying it's not a big deal. The important thing is I've gotten to spend time with you. Everybody's gotten to spend time with you. So, if there are things you want to do, don't let us stand in your way. I'm so lucky to have you.
Frankie: [v.o.] Time to snip that last wire.
Frankie: The ironic thing is there'll never be a better time to go than today. Everybody will be at homecoming, so the place will be empty. No lines.
Pat: Well, the kids will all be off doing their own thing.
Frankie: [v.o.] Oh, my God. I'm a Batman villain.
Pat: I'd love to pick up another 24-pack of my paper towels.
Frankie: [v.o.] Stop smiling.
The Middle Quotes
‘Homecoming II: The Tailgate’ Quotes
Quote from Pat
Frankie: Where's Dad?
Pat: Oh, I convinced him to stay home. He's such a stick in the mud. Takes an act of congress to get pants on him. He only wears velour.
Frankie: Mm. What's with the paper towels?
Pat: Oh, I didn't know if you had any. You don't always shop. I telling you, Frankie, these are the best. You can get them wet, wipe up a spill, wet them again, dry them out, and use them over and over again. I'm carrying them everywhere lately.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: You know, this is all because I called my mom for the dip recipe. If I had a time machine, I would go back and not call her. I know with the time machine, you're supposed to kill Hitler, and I will, but first this.
Mike: Look, I'm not saying it wouldn't be better without them, but suck it up. It's one day.
Frankie: No, that's the whole point. This is my one day to just forget about work and bills and puking kids. I mean, I'm not going on a cruise. I'm not going glamping with my girlfriends. I just have homecoming. So, if I don't want my parents with me this one time, it doesn't mean I don't love them. They'll understand that, right?
Mike: What's glamping?
Frankie: I mean, we spend Christmas with them. We spend Thanksgiving with them. I remember being with them recently on a Tuesday. So, if I just want to have some fun without them, is that so wrong?
Mike: No.
Frankie: Of course it is, Mike! I should want to be with them all the time. I'm so lucky to still have them.
Mike: You don't have to keep saying that.
Frankie: Yes, I do. I'm afraid if I don't, God will take them.
Mike: Tonight? 'Cause that would solve your problem.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Okay, you know I love my parents, but I really don't want them at homecoming. I mean, I feel bad even saying that out loud 'cause I'm so lucky to still have them. But [sighs] homecoming is for fun and friends, and my parents are just gonna be so... There. And they're gonna say things to people.
Mike: So tell them not to come.
Frankie: Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Mike: Well, yeah, but you're the one that said you don't want them.
Frankie: Yeah, I know. But I should. I'm just so lucky to still have them.