Mike Quote #823
Frankie: Personally, I like Hawaiian Mike. I just want to understand Hawaiian Mike. Walk me through the process. You're going through your shirts... Plaid, plaid, plaid, plaid, plaid... Hawaiian! I got to ask... It's been hanging in your closet for years. Why today?
Mike: Look, I'm not gonna walk you through the process 'cause there is no process. I looked in the closet. I thought the shirt might be fun... Boy, was I wrong about that... and I put it on. But don't worry, 'cause I'm never gonna wear the stupid thing again.
Frankie: Now, why would you say that?
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Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All I asked was for you to clean the bathroom! How hard is that?
Brick: Well, if you want to do it properly, you have to get to the root of the problem.
Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brick. We are not "root of the problem" people. The surface is where we live. You start chipping away and digging down to the root of everything, the whole place falls apart. The filth and grime is what's holding everything together. You want to see a video of how we fix things? We wipe, we slide, we shove, we close. If a drawer is too full to open, move on to the next one. Never open it again.
Quote from Mike
Brick: I'm beginning to think you only had children because you wanted slaves.
Mike: No, we had them 'cause of beer.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Really, Brick?
Brick: I'm on it. All I need is a can of high-quality thin-set and a ceramic saw. Randy Poteat on Youtube says, "Y'all got to do it right the first time, or y'all be back at it in 10 years." [whispers] Randy Poteat.