Mike Quote #818
Frankie: Mike, where did I put the coupons? You didn't take 'em, did you? You're always taking my stuff.
Mike: [o.s.] Unless it's for tires, I didn't take 'em.
Frankie: [sighs] Well, I know I put 'em somewh... Well, hey, there, Hawkeye. Where's Trapper John?
Mike: What?
Frankie: I don't know. I-I have never seen you wear a Hawaiian shirt. Are your 400 flannels in the wash?
Mike: Ah, the kids gave me this years ago. I saw it in the closet and said, "What the hey?"
Frankie: You're wearing a Hawaiian shirt and saying "What the hey?" Who are you?
Mike: I've worn other shirts before. It's not a big deal.
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‘The Shirt’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All I asked was for you to clean the bathroom! How hard is that?
Brick: Well, if you want to do it properly, you have to get to the root of the problem.
Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brick. We are not "root of the problem" people. The surface is where we live. You start chipping away and digging down to the root of everything, the whole place falls apart. The filth and grime is what's holding everything together. You want to see a video of how we fix things? We wipe, we slide, we shove, we close. If a drawer is too full to open, move on to the next one. Never open it again.
Quote from Mike
Brick: I'm beginning to think you only had children because you wanted slaves.
Mike: No, we had them 'cause of beer.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Really, Brick?
Brick: I'm on it. All I need is a can of high-quality thin-set and a ceramic saw. Randy Poteat on Youtube says, "Y'all got to do it right the first time, or y'all be back at it in 10 years." [whispers] Randy Poteat.