Axl Quote #612
Quote from Axl in War of the Hecks
Frankie: [v.o.] Yeah, I'd love to say that a cutting board to the face was the end of Axl and Sue's epic fight. But unfortunately, it was just the beginning.
[Axl is covered in dust when he uses the hairdryer in the bathroom]
Axl: No! [groans] This did not just happen!
Sue: Oh, yeah, it did. Uh, you brought this on yourself, Axl. You not only hurt me, y-you hurt the lives of all the innocent fans who root for the Thundering Hens.
Axl: What?
Sue: Besides, Axl, it's just a prank. Where's your sense of humor?
Axl: You'll find out when my butt's in your face!
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Quote from Brick
Axl: Hey, buddy! How would you like to play this new game I invented? I call it "Extreme Room Makeover, Brick Edition." Ahh!
Brick: If it's anything like your other games, "Hamper Hostage", "Drier Ride", and "Toilet Explorer", I think I'll pass. Besides, I've got a new book I'm very excited about and wish not to be disturbed.
Axl: Unsinkable by Debbie Reynolds?
Brick: It's on the branch librarian's list of winter must-reads. She was dead-on about Nora Ephron's I Feel Bad About My Neck, and this is supposed to be just as good.
Axl: Mm, okay. Here's the thing, Brick. [clears throat] It's not exactly a choice. Now, you can help me, or your book can be the next contestant on Toilet Explorer, and I'm guessing it's really not that unsinkable.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Sorry, Margie. Just not my cup of tea. I don't think I'm the target audience. Really looking forward to Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood, though. [whispers] Ya-Ya.
Quote from Axl
[Brick holds up a CD of Mariah Carey's "Merry Christmas" album]
Axl: Keep.
Brick: Keep?
Axl: Whatever. Just keep. I don't care. Just keep it.