Axl Quote #610
Quote from Axl in War of the Hecks
Frankie: [v.o.] The one thing all parents look forward to is their kids coming home from college for winter break. Until they've been there a couple weeks.
Frankie: [sighs] Axl. How many times have I told you stop leaving your stuff everywhere. Seriously, this house is so much cleaner when you're not here.
Axl: [groans] Fine! Why are you always thinking things are gonna get better, huh? [stuff his clothes in the microwave] Just give up, Mom. This is your life.
Frankie: Because of that comment, you're also gonna go clean up your room. I want you to get rid of whatever you don't need anymore. You have junk in there that you haven't used since you were 5.
Axl: Oh, my God. I go to college, and you want to erase any trace of me, like I never even existed.
Frankie: Now you're getting it.
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Quote from Brick
Axl: Hey, buddy! How would you like to play this new game I invented? I call it "Extreme Room Makeover, Brick Edition." Ahh!
Brick: If it's anything like your other games, "Hamper Hostage", "Drier Ride", and "Toilet Explorer", I think I'll pass. Besides, I've got a new book I'm very excited about and wish not to be disturbed.
Axl: Unsinkable by Debbie Reynolds?
Brick: It's on the branch librarian's list of winter must-reads. She was dead-on about Nora Ephron's I Feel Bad About My Neck, and this is supposed to be just as good.
Axl: Mm, okay. Here's the thing, Brick. [clears throat] It's not exactly a choice. Now, you can help me, or your book can be the next contestant on Toilet Explorer, and I'm guessing it's really not that unsinkable.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Sorry, Margie. Just not my cup of tea. I don't think I'm the target audience. Really looking forward to Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood, though. [whispers] Ya-Ya.
Quote from Axl
[Brick holds up a CD of Mariah Carey's "Merry Christmas" album]
Axl: Keep.
Brick: Keep?
Axl: Whatever. Just keep. I don't care. Just keep it.