Frankie: [v.o.] So that night, I deleted all my Facebook aliases. And Sue was sadly unfriended by Jill Munroe, Sabrina Duncan, Julie McCoy, and Chrissy Snow. But on the upside, she did get 102 likes on one of her pictures... [picture of Sue with Brick's bunnies and kittens] Not that it matters.

Frankie: [v.o.] While Axl had a lifetime to figure that out, Mike was stuck spending what felt like a lifetime listening to my dad.
Tag: I'm telling you, Mike, there's no such thing as a bad baked potato. Any man that tells you different is a jackass.
Tag: Don Rickles is a funny man. That's all there is to it.
Tag: Two words: glucosamine chondroitin.
Tag: Once a month, whether you feel like it or not, just to know it's still workin'.
Tag: Mexicans - sweetest people you'll ever meet.
Tag: Always release a test fart if you can.
Tag: [points to his teeth] Real, real, fake, real, fake...
Tag: And that's why I can never return to the Panama Canal.

Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, social media causes a lot of problems, but in the end, it does have its uses.
Frankie: Hey, it's Sunday. I thought you'd be with my dad.
Mike: Nope. I found him some new friends to talk to. 49 of them, to be exact.
Tag: [broadcasting on the Internet] I said it to Dukakis when I met him, and I'm gonna say it you: Don't avoid swimming just 'cause you're afraid to put on a bathing suit. And if you're gonna go to a public pool, for God sake, shower shoes. Without your feet, you got nothing. Your feet are the hands of your legs. You also got to...
Mike: I like this, Frankie. I like it a lot.
Tag: [broadcasting on the Internet] Wait an hour after you eat before you go in swimming. But I say if it's not the internet, it's the real thing.