Mike Quote #363
Quote from Mike in Hecking Order
Frankie: Hey. Is Brick back in gym class?
Mike: He is not.
Frankie: What? Why not?
Mike: Things were said. Things were thrown. Things were broken, and it just kinda went downhill from there.
Frankie: Oh, Mike, we finally moved on from Ms. Rinsky, and now we have another teacher who hates us?
Mike: Well, he doesn't hate us. It's worse. He cares. He wants us to interface on a weekly basis, whatever that is, and... We're supposed to fill out this parenting style questionnaire.
Frankie: You brought back homework? [Mike shrugs] Way to go, hammer. Why didn't you say no?
Mike: 'Cause I didn't have the answer ball, okay?
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Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Hey, Mike, your kids have the crazy idea that in the hierarchy of this house, you're in charge.
Mike: Okay.
Frankie: Okay? Okay? Wait. You agree with that? You think that's accurate?
Mike: I don't know. I just got home. It's not inaccurate.
Axl: See? That's what I said.
Frankie: What? Why? What, because he's a man and I'm a woman? Why would you think he's in charge?
Sue: Well, he's scarier.
Brick: And he pays the bills and stuff.
Frankie: Okay, first of all, we are equally scary. We're equal in everything. We are equal. Just, look at the chart!
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] It was my fault, really. I'm the one who had the bright idea of family dinner. Actually, Oprah had the idea in her magazine. Oprah, who doesn't have kids.
Quote from Axl
Sue: Do you really think it's bad being the oldest?
Axl: Are you kidding? Mom and Dad have been all up in my business ever since I was born. When I started high school, they were all, "How's it going, Axl? How are your classes? Who are your teachers? Who are your friends?"