Axl Quote #103

Quote from Axl in Back to School

Frankie: Axl. Where's the trash? I need Brick's old backpack.
Axl: I took all the bags to the curb.
Frankie: What? You never take out the trash. Why would you start now?
Axl: Well, Dad told me to do what you say... and I'm Bob, and Bob's supposed to take out the trash.
Frankie: You're not Bob, Axl. You're Pete.
Axl: Gah! I'm three different people, and none of them make you happy.

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 ‘Back to School’ Quotes

Quote from Brick

Frankie: Ta-da!
Brick: Nah, I think I'll keep the new one. Thanks, though.
Frankie: You just said that you missed it. You said it was throwing you off.
Brick: I can't tell if it's you or the backpack, but something smells pretty rank. Besides, the other kids in my class seem to like this... Shaquille O'Neal character. Maybe it'll help me fit in more. [whispers] Shaquille O'Neal character.

Quote from Frankie

Mike: And Sue's middle name would be?
Frankie: You know her middle name. "Sue." Remember?
Mike: Oh.
Frankie: They wrote it down twice on her birth certificate by accident. We keep saying we're gonna go down and change it, and we never do.

Quote from Brick

Brick: Well, the new backpack and I are not getting along. At all.
Frankie: What happened?
[flashback to Brick walking around the classroom with his backpack on his head]
Frankie: Why was your backpack even on your head?
Brick: I was seeing if it had the same echo as my old one. It doesn't.