Bob Quote #36
Quote from Bob in Back to School
Frankie: [v.o.] Well, the school year was off to an awesome start. The kids were late for class and I was late for work. Luckily, I had Bob to cover for me.
Mr. Ehlert: Bob. Where the hell's Frances?
Bob: I don't know. I don't know. Oh, Frankie. Sorry. I let you down. Punish me, Mr. Ehlert. Whatever you're gonna do to her, do to me. Unless you were making her work the weekend of the Persimmon Festival. I'm manning a booth.
Mr. Ehlert: You've never manned anything.
The Middle Quotes
‘Back to School’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Ta-da!
Brick: Nah, I think I'll keep the new one. Thanks, though.
Frankie: You just said that you missed it. You said it was throwing you off.
Brick: I can't tell if it's you or the backpack, but something smells pretty rank. Besides, the other kids in my class seem to like this... Shaquille O'Neal character. Maybe it'll help me fit in more. [whispers] Shaquille O'Neal character.
Quote from Frankie
Mike: And Sue's middle name would be?
Frankie: You know her middle name. "Sue." Remember?
Mike: Oh.
Frankie: They wrote it down twice on her birth certificate by accident. We keep saying we're gonna go down and change it, and we never do.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Well, the new backpack and I are not getting along. At all.
Frankie: What happened?
[flashback to Brick walking around the classroom with his backpack on his head]
Frankie: Why was your backpack even on your head?
Brick: I was seeing if it had the same echo as my old one. It doesn't.