Mike Quote #38

Quote from Mike in The Scratch

Mike: [on the phone] Well, I'm working, too. Besides, it's your turn. I went down to the school when Axl pantsed the band kids.
Sue: I did Sue and the squirrel attack.
Mike: Brick and the chalk-chewing.
Sue: Brick and the lying down in class. Brick and the beeping in class. Brick and the howling in class. Brick and the...
[cut to:]
Mike: Hi. I'm Brick Heck's dad. What did he do this time, forget his lunch? We're in kind of a hurry this morning.

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 ‘The Scratch’ Quotes

Quote from Mike

Mike: Hey. Why are you crying?
Sue: I'm just so scared.
Mike: Honey, I'm gonna give you a piece of advice that my dad gave me once. He said, "Son, stuff those feelings down. Stuff 'em down, and eventually they'll go away." And I have not cried since.

Quote from Frankie

Frankie: Okay, what do you think? Shades open or closed? No. Closed looks like we're hiding something. Open. Open. [gasps] Oh, my God. The raccoons tore into the garbage that never got picked up. Sue, get out there and clean that up. Okay, where is the Bible? I wanna put it on the coffee table. You know, we don't have a real book anywhere. Just People magazine. Mike, quick, turn all the TVs to PBS.
Mike: What channel is that?
Frankie: I don't know.

Quote from Frankie

Frankie: [v.o.] I don't think I ever knew what relief meant until that moment. There was an upside to all that happened, though. I had written proof that I was a good parent, and believe me, it came in handy.
Axl: Whoa! I cannot believe that you won't let me go car skiing. It's safe. There's a spotter car that follows right behind. Oh, my God. You are the worst mom ever.
Frankie: Really? The state of Indiana seems to disagree.
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep. It was good to have it in writing.