Mike: [on the phone] Well, I'm working, too. Besides, it's your turn. I went down to the school when Axl pantsed the band kids.
Sue: I did Sue and the squirrel attack.
Mike: Brick and the chalk-chewing.
Sue: Brick and the lying down in class. Brick and the beeping in class. Brick and the howling in class. Brick and the...
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Mike: Hi. I'm Brick Heck's dad. What did he do this time, forget his lunch? We're in kind of a hurry this morning.