Mike Quote #1102
Mike: 'Cause we just waited an hour in line to see that rock guy. We're not waiting in another whole, big line again.
Brick: Uh, I believe you're talking about Lord Alyzium. He's not a rock, he's a mineral.
Mike: From where I stood, he was mostly Styrofoam.
Brick: No offense, Dad, but I don't think you're embracing the spirit of this convention. I promise you, this one's gonna be worth it. I didn't want to spoil it for you, but they have a live Menenjula Twin Habitat.
Mike: I don't care if they have a young Angie Dickinson habitat. I'm not waiting in this line. [cellphone chimes] "Why are you being mean to Brick? Just wait in line." Did you just text your mom?
Brick: Silligans cannot lie. Well, they can, but then their arms will find off.
Mike: Look, I'm the one that brought you out here. If you got a problem with something, take it up with me, don't text your mom. Come on, the line to poke that jellyfish thingy was wide-open. Let's go.
The Middle Quotes
‘Toasted’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: Hey, you're closer to being a grown-up than I am. At least you got your own place.
Hutch: Would a grown-up still sleep with a night light? I tell people it's a fancy smoke detector.
Axl: I don't even pay my taxes yet.
Hutch: Well, you should.
Axl: Last week, a cartoon made me cry.
Hutch: I still drink juice boxes.
Axl: I still use Batman toothpaste. [sighs]
Hutch: Yeah, we're not grown-up yet.
Axl: Yeah.
Hutch: Ooh, Chuck E. Cheese.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: So, what do you think?
Mike: Think you're a few years off.
Frankie: Well, I think it's cute, and I think you're jealous because Sue invited me up to celebrate her 21st birthday and you had to trick Axl into celebrating his with you.
Mike: I didn't trick him. And don't get too big a head there. Didn't she choose you just 'cause her real friends are out of town?
Frankie: I'm fun, Mike. I'm the fun parent, and Sue knows it, and we are gonna party like it's 1999.
Mike: You were 33 with two kids in '99.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, hey, do you know where the blue bag is? Aha! Whoo! Got it.
Mike: That's the blue bag? I thought the blue bag was yellow.
Frankie: The blue bag was yellow, and now the blue bag is orange. Try to keep up.
Brick: Oh, good, the blue bag.
Frankie: Unh-unh. Blue bag is coming with me.