Mike Quote #1064
Quote from Mike in Thanksgiving IX
Frankie: No, listen, this is gonna be great. [horn honks]
[When the Hecks pull alongside the car and wave, the family all give them the finger]
Frankie: Oh, my God. Did you see that?
Sue: That was so mean.
Frankie: What is wrong with the world? You pay somebody's toll, and that's how they repay you?
Mike: Yeah, the world's a rough place now. In my day, people would go out of their way to help you. They'd stop what they were doing and... and... and give you a push to the service station. If you needed gas, they'd give you some gas, send you on your way. You'd pay them back when you could. Maybe with a dozen eggs or something.
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving IX’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Sue: Congratulations, Brick. You won fair and square. I'll turn in my uniform on Monday and erase my name from the schedule. That's why we write it in pencil.
Brick: Wait, Sue, don't do that. I'm the one who should quit.
Sue: What? Why?
Brick: [sighs] It means more to you than it does to me. Plus I keep licking the potatoes. They're gonna catch me eventually, so I might as well quit now. It started out 'cause they were salty, but then it became this thing where I convinced myself that if I didn't lick them, Mom and Dad would die.
Sue: Brick, you can't lick the potatoes.
Axl: Man, you are such a weirdo.
Brick: Call me weird, but I've got two living parents.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: [groans] I'm starving. Where's the blue bag? Did you bring the blue bag?
Frankie: The new blue bag is yellow, and I have no idea where it is.
Quote from Frankie
Mike: You sure we're in the right parking lot?
Frankie: Yeah, yeah, I told the kids to meet us outside the abandoned Penney's. Or did I say the abandoned Sears?
Mike: What about the abandoned Wet Seal?
Frankie: No, that's been gone a while. They turned it into a Claire's Boutique, and now it's a Marine recruiting center.
Mike: Well, they'll find us.