Sue Quote #976
Quote from Sue in Thanksgiving IX
Sue: Mom, you get it, right? Axl should resign.
Frankie: No, no, no, no. Don't drag me into this. It's never a good idea for a parent to take sides. I love all of my children equally.
Mike: I'd fire Brick.
Frankie: Mike!
Mike: What? Sue was there first, and Axl has a point. He's an adult, and he needs a job.
Axl: Ha! In your face!
Sue: Well, I guess it's over. Dad decided.
Brick: No, no, not, "Dad decided." I distinctly remember Edwin saying we have to decide amongst ourselves, and Edwin's our boss. At least until he's the new cast member on SNL.
Sue: Oh, he really is good. He does a spot-on George the security guard. [Southern accent] "Mall's closing in 10 minutes!" [chuckles] [normal voice] Well, you have to be there.
Mike: Do I have to be here?
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving IX’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Sue: Congratulations, Brick. You won fair and square. I'll turn in my uniform on Monday and erase my name from the schedule. That's why we write it in pencil.
Brick: Wait, Sue, don't do that. I'm the one who should quit.
Sue: What? Why?
Brick: [sighs] It means more to you than it does to me. Plus I keep licking the potatoes. They're gonna catch me eventually, so I might as well quit now. It started out 'cause they were salty, but then it became this thing where I convinced myself that if I didn't lick them, Mom and Dad would die.
Sue: Brick, you can't lick the potatoes.
Axl: Man, you are such a weirdo.
Brick: Call me weird, but I've got two living parents.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: [groans] I'm starving. Where's the blue bag? Did you bring the blue bag?
Frankie: The new blue bag is yellow, and I have no idea where it is.
Quote from Frankie
Mike: You sure we're in the right parking lot?
Frankie: Yeah, yeah, I told the kids to meet us outside the abandoned Penney's. Or did I say the abandoned Sears?
Mike: What about the abandoned Wet Seal?
Frankie: No, that's been gone a while. They turned it into a Claire's Boutique, and now it's a Marine recruiting center.
Mike: Well, they'll find us.