Sue Quote #974
Quote from Sue in Thanksgiving IX
Sue: [over PA] Keyshawn, your potato is ready. Your potato is ready, Keyshawn. Enjoy your Thanksgiving potato. And come back tomorrow for our leftover turkey sandwich potato. It's bread, turkey, stuffing, and mashed potatoes inside a day-old potato.
Brick: Uh, Sue, someone needs to clean the bathroom. The plug-in air freshener's fighting a losing battle in there.
Sue: You know, this sounds like a job for the new guy.
Brick: Why, yes! I believe you're right! Oh, new guy! [Axl sighs]
Sue: Um, Axl, the bathroom has to be cleaned once an hour. Didn't you read the manual?
Brick: And you didn't de-crust the cheese nozzle. Now we have to use the real cheese.
Axl: Yeah, I'm not doing that. When I was asked to work here, it was put into my contract that I do not have to do gross stuff. Ow!
Sue: No, you were not asked to work here. You begged to work here because you got fired from being a bus driver. And we all have to do gross stuff, Axl. Everything here is gross. [chuckles nervously as she sees a customer]
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving IX’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Sue: Congratulations, Brick. You won fair and square. I'll turn in my uniform on Monday and erase my name from the schedule. That's why we write it in pencil.
Brick: Wait, Sue, don't do that. I'm the one who should quit.
Sue: What? Why?
Brick: [sighs] It means more to you than it does to me. Plus I keep licking the potatoes. They're gonna catch me eventually, so I might as well quit now. It started out 'cause they were salty, but then it became this thing where I convinced myself that if I didn't lick them, Mom and Dad would die.
Sue: Brick, you can't lick the potatoes.
Axl: Man, you are such a weirdo.
Brick: Call me weird, but I've got two living parents.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: [groans] I'm starving. Where's the blue bag? Did you bring the blue bag?
Frankie: The new blue bag is yellow, and I have no idea where it is.
Quote from Frankie
Mike: You sure we're in the right parking lot?
Frankie: Yeah, yeah, I told the kids to meet us outside the abandoned Penney's. Or did I say the abandoned Sears?
Mike: What about the abandoned Wet Seal?
Frankie: No, that's been gone a while. They turned it into a Claire's Boutique, and now it's a Marine recruiting center.
Mike: Well, they'll find us.