Axl Quote #877
Quote from Axl in Halloween VI: Tick Tock Death
Hutch: [shudders] Okay, can we just stop talking about death?
Axl: Hey, you're the one who started talking about getting whacked to death by the Grim Reaper.
Kenny: The Grim Reaper doesn't kill you.
Axl: Ho-ly crap.
Kenny: The reaper is a hooded skeleton with no discernible facial features. He doesn't kill people. He comes to collect their souls, which he pops with his scythe before he escorts them to death. Also, when I put my name on something in the fridge, that means it's mine.
Hutch: What do you mean "he escorts people"? Is, like, the Grim Reaper an Uber driver for death?
Kenny: Guess the only question is, whose soul is he here to collect?
Hutch: Well, I would say it's Axl's since he lives here.
Axl: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I do not live here. I live at college. Plus, you guys live here just as much as I do. [thunder crashes]
Hutch: Unless we don't. [all scream]
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‘Halloween VI: Tick Tock Death’ Quotes
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Frankie: I can't live like this anymore!
Brick: [imitating Rod Serling] Meet Frankie Heck... a normal housewife in a normal town in the normal state of Indiana. But on this Halloween, she's about to find out that things are anything but normal.
Mike: Okay, Brick, we get it. You're Rod Serling from The Twilight Zone.
Brick: [normal voice] Not even close. I'm Rod Serling from Night Gallery. Less popular, but in my opinion, more nuanced.
Mike: Well, whoever you are, be him somewhere else.
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Brick: I'm sorry to bother you, but I really need to know something. How old was your husband when he died?
Cynthia: Oh, my husband's not dead. When I said he was gone, I meant he's at a conference in Sweden. He's the world's foremost authority on fonts.
Brick: I am? I mean, he is?!
Mike: Thanks very much. Glad your husband's not dead.
Brick: Uh, h-hold on. I have to ask you one more thing. Have you and your husband ever "done it"?
Cynthia: Well, we do have four beautiful children. [door closes]
Brick: Yes! Yes! Did you hear that, Dad? Four times. That's one more than you and Mom.
Mike: Congratulations, Brick. Future you is quite the ladies' man.
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Brick: [v.o.] [imitating Rod Serling] Under the light of a full moon, a midwest housewife undergoes a frightening transformation, and the monster becomes the monstee. Or are we all just one egg away from being a Glossner?