Brick Quote #696
Sue: [on video call with Brick] I just can't do this many clubs. I mean, I-I-I got to figure out a way to quit some. I think I over-clubbed, Brick. I totally get why there are cuts in high school now. I have grown up so much in two weeks.
Axl: [on phone with Brick] Sue, there are more important things to talk about than your stupid clubs. Dad bought a motorcycle. That's a cool thing to do. I'm telling you, be careful. Dad is not Dad.
Brick: You're right. Things are weird here. Ever since you left... I don't know, I think maybe you guys are the filth that holds this family together.
Sue: Aw. It's true, though.
Brick: You know, I was cleaning the bathroom this week...
Axl: Cleaning?
Brick: And decided to go on Youtube to help me out with everything...
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Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All I asked was for you to clean the bathroom! How hard is that?
Brick: Well, if you want to do it properly, you have to get to the root of the problem.
Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brick. We are not "root of the problem" people. The surface is where we live. You start chipping away and digging down to the root of everything, the whole place falls apart. The filth and grime is what's holding everything together. You want to see a video of how we fix things? We wipe, we slide, we shove, we close. If a drawer is too full to open, move on to the next one. Never open it again.
Quote from Mike
Brick: I'm beginning to think you only had children because you wanted slaves.
Mike: No, we had them 'cause of beer.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Really, Brick?
Brick: I'm on it. All I need is a can of high-quality thin-set and a ceramic saw. Randy Poteat on Youtube says, "Y'all got to do it right the first time, or y'all be back at it in 10 years." [whispers] Randy Poteat.