Frankie Quote #1403
Quote from Frankie in Operation Infiltration
Frankie: Hey, guys, plenty of room over here.
Parker: It's okay. I'm fine.
Frankie: Oh, really? 'Cause you look kind of squished. I don't know why you'd want to be squished. It's a long trip. There are certain safety regulations, so maybe you should just move over here.
Parker: I don't want to.
Parker's mom: Hi. I'm Parker's mom. Is everything okay?
Frankie: Oh, yeah, it's just they're kind of squished, and this seat is open, so I thought Parker could just scooch on over.
Parker's mom: Oh, they're good. He's with his friends.
Frankie: Well, he can still talk to his friends. It's not like he can't see them. [laughs] "Oh, I'm two feet away.
Where are my friends?" [both laugh]
Parker's mom: Oh, I don't want him up and around when the bus is moving.
Frankie: It'll just take a second. We can scooch my man Parker on over, and then we can all sit and be safe and good and great.
Parker's mom: Let's just let it go. They're fine. Driver, we're good.
The Middle Quotes
‘Operation Infiltration’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Mike: What's it say? What's it say?
Sue: Uh... I don't know. Is this for one year or four years? Oh, my God, how can I go to college if I can't even figure out the financial-aid letter?! [breathing heavily]
Frankie: I see room and board. I see tuition.
Mike: Yes. They're giving us everything we needed! We're poor!
Sue: Whoo!
Frankie: [laughs] Yeah! We did it! Oh!
Sue: Whoo!
Frankie: I told you we were poor enough. I never stopped believing.
Mike: You know, if we'd have worked a little bit harder, none of this would be possible.
Quote from Frankie
Brick: You signed up to chaperone the field trip to the robotics exhibit in Indianapolis on Saturday.
Frankie: Mm, that doesn't sound like me.
Brick: Yeah. Remember back in September when I asked you?
[flashback:]
Brick: Do you want to do the back-to-school breakfast next week?
Frankie: Ew. No.
Brick: Halloween party?
Frankie: Negatory.
Brick: Thanksgiving feed the homeless?
Frankie: Too soon. Don't stop till you hit April. You want to do one of the later ones, so when the school runs out of money, they cancel it.
Quote from Rusty
Mike: Wow. Our old room!
Rusty: He hasn't changed anything from when we were growing up. All this time I've been staying in the tire room, I could have been living here. My dirt! [laughs] Ah, you remember when Pet Rocks took off? Ah. I thought pet dirt would be right behind it. That's seven years of my life I'd like to get back.
[Mike moves a bag to reveal a poster of Farrah Fawcett]
Mike: There she is!
Rusty: Oh, man. That's when pointies meant something. Ha. Now you see them everywhere.