Axl Quote #570
Quote from Axl in Halloween IV: The Ghost Story
Frankie: [v.o.] So, Axl and Hutch threw their first college party, and sure enough, it was a huge success... right after they left to make a snack run.
Axl: Oh, check it out. Told you it would work. Pardon us, our party. Excuse us. You're welcome. Party hosts coming through. Oh! Whoo!
Bouncer: Hey, hey, you can't go in there.
Axl: Oh, no, no, no, it's my party.
Bouncer: I don't think so. This is a football party.
Hutch: I know. We're football players. Remember us? Yesterday, you made us drink out of a mop bucket.
Axl: Yeah, we just went out to get some chips.
Bouncer: Hey, hey, hey! We got chips! [all cheer]
Axl: Oh, oh, come You're seriously gonna keep me out of my own party?! Oh, man! There's a hot chick sitting right on my bed!
Hutch: Oh, and we got a slutty nurse!
Axl: What?
Hutch: And a slutty Alice In Wonderland!
Axl: I don't even know what that is, but it's definitely slutty.
The Middle Quotes
‘Halloween IV: The Ghost Story’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Brick, you can't just stare at someone when you like 'em. You kind of have to, you know... Jump in anytime, Dad.
Mike: Well, when I was your age and I liked a girl, I would ride my bike by her house.
Brick: Yeah, I don't know if people do that anymore. From what I've gleaned, they do more communicating through social media. You know, texts, tweets, and whatnot.
Mike: They also don't use words like "gleaned."
Frankie: That's perfect for you, Brick. No eye contact, all words.
Brick: Yeah. I guess that might be more apropos.
Mike: But don't say "apropos"! [to Frankie] We really should redo the basement so he'll have someplace to live.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Okay, okay. Okay, what's next? Got to keep it rolling.
Brick: I'm gonna ask her if she's read Planet Nowhere.
All: No!
Brick: How about her feelings on fonts?
All: No!
Brick: Don't I want her to know the real me?!
All: No!
Axl: Oh, God, no!
Quote from Brick
Brick: Well, that was horrible.
Mike: Maybe next time, you listen to your mom.
Brick: No, it was a new kind of horrible. I mean, at the few elementary-school parties I was invited to, boys would run around and be stupid, but now there's boys and girls, and everyone just hangs out in the basement. Every time I turned up the lights to read, someone would just dim them down again. Next time I go to a party, I'm bringing my itty-bitty book light.