Axl Quote #402

Quote from Axl in Halloween III: The Driving

Mike: What's this?
Axl: Check it out. This guy's running for city council. His name's Harry Butts. [laughs] Like, seriously. It's his real name. How could we not put this sign up? Right? I mean you get why that's funny, right, Dad?
Mike: Yeah, I think I can crack that code.

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 ‘Halloween III: The Driving’ Quotes

Quote from Axl

Axl: Look, this is important. My whole life, people have been telling me what to do... "Sit up straight!" "That cup's not a toilet!" "Clean your room!" Well, now I finally have a say. Now... I get to tell America to clean its room.
Sue: But I'm scared. What if I mess up again?
Axl: Sue, let me tell you why I'm so awesome. You see, even when I have no idea what I'm doing, I pretend I do. That's why I'm good at everything. This guy Harry Butts... He should be living in a hole. But he has the guts to put his name on signs all over town and run for office. If he can do that, then you gotta step it up and get me there so I can vote for him. Do it for America!

Quote from Aunt Edie

Aunt Edie: Voting is a big responsibility. That's why I'm voting for Truman.
Sue: I'm driving!
Aunt Edie: Oh, good, then I'm not. [drinks from flask]

Quote from Axl

Axl: Hey, Brick, what's this I got in the mail that you didn't? Oh! It's a voter guide, sent personally to me, Axl Redford Heck, signifying my readiness to take my rightful place among the adult, president-choosing citizens of our country.
Brick: Do you even know who you're voting for?
Axl: Not yet. I'll wait till I hear 'em all sing, and then I'll text in my choice.
Mike: Good idea. Your vote shouldn't count anyway.