Axl Quote #405
Quote from Axl in Halloween III: The Driving
Axl: Look, this is important. My whole life, people have been telling me what to do... "Sit up straight!" "That cup's not a toilet!" "Clean your room!" Well, now I finally have a say. Now... I get to tell America to clean its room.
Sue: But I'm scared. What if I mess up again?
Axl: Sue, let me tell you why I'm so awesome. You see, even when I have no idea what I'm doing, I pretend I do. That's why I'm good at everything. This guy Harry Butts... He should be living in a hole. But he has the guts to put his name on signs all over town and run for office. If he can do that, then you gotta step it up and get me there so I can vote for him. Do it for America!
The Middle Quotes
‘Halloween III: The Driving’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: Hey, Brick, what's this I got in the mail that you didn't? Oh! It's a voter guide, sent personally to me, Axl Redford Heck, signifying my readiness to take my rightful place among the adult, president-choosing citizens of our country.
Brick: Do you even know who you're voting for?
Axl: Not yet. I'll wait till I hear 'em all sing, and then I'll text in my choice.
Mike: Good idea. Your vote shouldn't count anyway.
Quote from Aunt Edie
Aunt Edie: Voting is a big responsibility. That's why I'm voting for Truman.
Sue: I'm driving!
Aunt Edie: Oh, good, then I'm not. [drinks from flask]
Quote from Axl
Axl: Check me out. Just read this whole book, cover to cover.
Mike: Wow. First Cat In The Hat, and now this.
Axl: Hey, you told me to get informed. But this is, like, way harder than I thought it was gonna be. Seriously, sheriff? How do you pick? I like this guy 'cause he's serious about crime. But then this other guy's gonna get tough on crime. [inhales sharply, blows raspberry] What sheriff are you guys gonna vote for?
Mike: Uh, we haven't really made up our minds yet.
Axl: What about the city council? You liking Paul Delvecchio or Jennifer Farley?
Frankie: Yeah, I'm leaning toward Delvecchio.
Axl: Oh, are you? Are you really? 'Cause they're both people from Jersey Shore. You guys haven't even looked at this, have you?
Frankie: Okay, so maybe we don't always vote for the little offices, but we vote for the big guys, like president.
Mike: You know, maybe it's a good thing that he's studying up on the sheriffs. He's never gonna meet a president, but I bet money you're gonna run into a sheriff some day. Might want to take a look at those judges, too.
Axl: You two are what's wrong with America.