Mike Quote #360
Quote from Mike in Hecking Order
Frankie: [v.o.] So Mike may have had a point with the whole "yammer" thing. But the next day, he was the one stuck going to see Brick's teacher.
Mike: Excuse me. I'm looking for Mr. Wilkerson.
Mr. Wilkerson: You found him.
Mike: You're Mr. Wilkerson? The teacher? You're not waiting for your dad or something?
Mr. Wilkerson: No, no, I'm Ralph Wilkerson.
Mike: Okay. My mistake. Mike Heck, Brick Heck's dad.
Mr. Wilkerson: Hey. Awesome to meet you. Please, have a seat. Now believe it or not, this is my first parent-teacher meeting.
Mike: Oh, I believe it.
Mr. Wilkerson: Yeah, first-time teacher. I really wanna establish a rapport with the parents of my students. You know, you can check in with me anytime on the school web site, or better yet, follow my tweets.
Mike: Yeah, I don't know what that is, but thanks.
The Middle Quotes
‘Hecking Order’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Hey, Mike, your kids have the crazy idea that in the hierarchy of this house, you're in charge.
Mike: Okay.
Frankie: Okay? Okay? Wait. You agree with that? You think that's accurate?
Mike: I don't know. I just got home. It's not inaccurate.
Axl: See? That's what I said.
Frankie: What? Why? What, because he's a man and I'm a woman? Why would you think he's in charge?
Sue: Well, he's scarier.
Brick: And he pays the bills and stuff.
Frankie: Okay, first of all, we are equally scary. We're equal in everything. We are equal. Just, look at the chart!
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] It was my fault, really. I'm the one who had the bright idea of family dinner. Actually, Oprah had the idea in her magazine. Oprah, who doesn't have kids.
Quote from Axl
Sue: Do you really think it's bad being the oldest?
Axl: Are you kidding? Mom and Dad have been all up in my business ever since I was born. When I started high school, they were all, "How's it going, Axl? How are your classes? Who are your teachers? Who are your friends?"