Pat Quote #2
Quote from Pat in Mother's Day
Pat: Oh, look at you, Chop Suey. Oh, stop growing so fast and making me feel old.
Sue: Happy Mother's Day, Grandma.
Pat: Thank you, sugar. But you didn't have to come all this way. My gosh.
Frankie: Are you kidding? We couldn't let you be alone on Mother's Day.
Pat: Oh! Oh, you nut. Oh. Why did you do this? Ah. [opens present] Oh, my. Look at this. A food dehydrator.
Frankie: Well, I know how much you love dried apricots and raisins. So now you can buy apricots and grapes, make your own.
Pat: Oh, boy. And it's so big. Why don't I go make room for this in the kitchen? Come on, Chop Suey. You can help yourself to the candy drawer. Your grandpa's blood sugar's out of whack, so there's still some good stuff in there.
Sue: I don't deserve a treat. I stole an inspirational fridge magnet. [Frankie mouths to Pat]
Pat: Oh. Honey, we all do stupid things, but we all deserve chocolate. Come with Grandma. Let's talk about what happened.
The Middle Quotes
‘Mother's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: Oh, my God, this conversation is so boring, yet just loud enough that I can't sleep through it.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: I'll tell you one thing, I'm never having kids.
Frankie: What? Why would you say that?
Sue: Ugh, it just seems hard. I couldn't handle it the way you do. You're good at it.
Frankie: See, now, that's why you'll love having kids. Same reason I do. Because after a rough day, one of them will come in, give you a hug, and say something like that.
Sue: But aren't we the cause of the rough day?
Frankie: Well, you can't overthink it.
Quote from Pat
Frankie: I'm sorry if I drove an hour and a half to be with my mother on Mother's Day. I had no idea it would be an inconvenience. I just thought it would make you happy.
Pat: Frankie, I am never alone in this house. Your dad is always here, asking me about this, asking me about that. "Can I eat this?" "Where's my raincoat?" Now he's out with his possums, and I just wanted a minute to frost my damn hair, and drink my damn wine and listen to my damn music without getting anyone anything, or making anybody any grilled cheese sandwiches with potato chips in the middle.
Frankie: Oh, my God. I'll bet your sciatic nerve isn't really acting up. I'll bet you just made that up as an excuse to not see me.
Pat: Oh, come on, you know how sciatica is. It comes and goes.
Frankie: Oh, I don't know. You were boogying down pretty hard there, Lady Flash.
Pat: It comes and goes.