Mr. Ehlert Quote #12
Quote from Mr. Ehlert in The Scratch
Bob: Action!
Mr. Ehlert: And down here, we got... Damn it. [cut]
Mr. Ehlert: And down here, we got What the hell is my hand doing? Doesn't feel natural. I don't know what to do with my damn hand. [cut]
Mr. Ehlert: And down here, we've got... That's not right, is it? Eh. And down- Oh, screw this! What are you lookin' at?! [cut]
Mr. Ehlert: Quiet! [cut]
Mr. Ehlert: Ehlert Motors, where your every need will be... [insect buzzing] Where your every need will... Ah...
[horn honks] This... [horn honks] This is your fault. The words you wrote are clumsy. They don't roll off the tongue. Um... Yeah, like this. What the hell is that?
Bob: "Vehicle"?
Mr. Ehlert: Yeah, that's fancy. I don't talk like that. [insect buzzes] Aah! Are you gonna help me, or are you gonna just stand there?
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Sue: I'm just so scared.
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