TSA Agent #1: Remember, no liquids, gels, or aerosols! I don't need a sob story about whatever rash you have, your ointment is not going on that plane. You got any laptops or liquids in that bag?
Sean: No, ma'am. I follow all TSA rules and regulations.
TSA Agent #1: That's my good boy. Come on.
TSA Agent #2: Excuse me. Is this your bag?
Sean: Yes, sir.
TSA Agent #2: Can you step over here, please? You know you're not permitted to bring liquids through security?
Sean: I didn't. Oh! Maybe your machine is picking up on my mom's death-by-fudge brownies with molten chocolate in the middle? They are kind of oozy.
TSA Agent #2: No, this item is not brownie-related. I'm talking about this. It seems we have a snow globe here with a winter scene and a note that says... "Sean, you always called me your snowflake, so when I found this snow globe, the first person I thought of was you. If you ever get homesick, shake the globe and think of us. Love, Sue."
Sean: What?
TSA Agent #2: Sorry, but I'm gonna have to toss that. I enjoy a whimsical snow globe as much as the next guy, but I can't let you get on the plane with it.
Sean: Oh, I'm not getting on that plane.