Axl: Look, Dad, I feel like you weirdly don't believe me about the chips, so I'm gonna call the Frugal Hoosier and prove it. [dials phone]
Mike: I really don't care that much, Axl.
Axl: No, no, no. I want to.
Brick: [on the phone] [Southern accent] Frugal Hoosier, deli department. Dustin speaking.
Axl: Hello, Dustin. I was just there, and you said you were out of chips?
Brick: What? Out of chips? Hey, Harry. We out of chips? Sorry, man. We're out of chips. But we do currently have a special on sub sandwiches... buy three feet, get three feet free.
Axl: Okay. Thanks, man. Bye.
Mike: Sounds like a good deal on subs there. You got to take a good deal when you see one. Why didn't you think to bring one home?
Axl: I did.
[cut to Axl and Brick making a large party sub on Axl's bed:]
Axl: Shut up.