Axl: Hey, Brick. What do you think of this? "Dear Uncle Ralph, thank you for the Spider-man lunch box. I found it quite useful in transporting my sandwich to my place of education. The thermos was especially useful in keeping my liquids chilled." How does that sound?
Brick: I think you know the answer to that.
Axl: Urgh! I'm trying to use a lot of words 'cause Mom says I have to "fill the page."
Brick: Well, Axl, it's not that hard. Just write the way you talk.
Axl: Okay. Here's how I talk... this sucks! I didn't ask for any of these stupid presents. They just came. Did baby Jesus have to write thank-you notes to the Wise Men? Was Mary all on him like, "Oh, thank you for the myrrh. I'll be sure to use it next time I put myrrh on stuff."
Brick: Actually, Jesus did the ultimate thank-you.
Axl: Yes, but he didn't have to write anything.