Sue: Brad! Brad! [laughing] You're not gonna believe this.
Brad: Beyoncé released another secret album?
Sue: No. But we should check. Orson High e-mailed me. They want me to come back and speak.
Brad: What? Seriously?
Sue: Check it out. "Dear alumni from 2010 to 2016. We'd like to invite any of you to come back and speak to the members of the class of 2017 to give your thoughts and reflections on your time at Orson High and beyond. Please contact the front desk to arrange a time. Signed, The Counseling Office."
Brad: Oh, my God. What an honor.
Sue: I know.
Brad: You should do it. You'd be so perfect. No one loved Orson High like you did. You'd have so many great things to say. And I bet it'd break you out of your Sue Sue So-So Sophomore Slump.
Sue: Exactly. Time for me to leave the pity party. I have a purpose. It's giving back to my alma mater.
Brad: Wow, Sue. You're gonna help shape young lives. What do you think you're gonna tell them?
Sue: Label every year.