Axl: Do I know you?
Chester: Hey. I'm one of Brad's friends.
Axl: Oh... Wow, yes. You must be a theater major, huh? Acting... that's a tough business. Hey, what did the theater major say when he got his degree? "You want fries with that?" 'Cause he couldn't get a good job.
Brad: I don't find that funny.
Chester: Actually, I'm a business major.
Axl: Oh. So am I.
Chester: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised I haven't seen you around the business library.
Axl: Well, that's not because I didn't know there was one. I've been very busy starring on the football team. I didn't get your name.
Chester: Chester Lansing.
Axl: Oh! The guy who killed two people.
Chester: No.
Axl: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was his name. He got off 'cause they could never find the murder weapon, so he's still out there... somewhere.