Brick: Hello, Mother. Anything you'd like to, uh, tell me?
Frankie: [sings] H-Happy birthday...
Brick: That was five months ago. No, it's something else, something more revealing, something very interesting I found in my microfiche from 1983.
Mike: More interesting than the hat in the tree?
Brick: Yes. My mother - your wife - was arrested for indecent exposure. It was all right there in the Herald.
Frankie: [laughs] Oh, my God, I forgot about that. Oh, Brick, it was nothing. When we were seniors, my friends and I went streaking through the Denny's parking lot. Eh, we thought it was funny. Just a harmless high school prank. We didn't think we'd get caught.
Mike: Who would've thought there'd be cops at Denny's?
Frankie: Well, it was quite the scandal at the time. The whole town was talking about it.
Brick: Well, don't you worry that it could come back to haunt you? I mean, anyone with a microfiche machine can see this.