Ashley: I've been watching what's been going on. I know I'm next. Ask me whatever you want. And I brought you a drink.
Axl: Yeah, I'm not drinking that.
Ashley: I wouldn't.
Axl: Actually, no, you know what? Now that you're here, I-I do have a question. Um, why do you like me? It doesn't seem like I'd be your type.
Ashley: I'll always be here, in this lifetime and the next, for eternity.
Axl: But I don't get it. Why are you wasting your time on me when there's probably some other guy, or merman, who'd be perfect for you? I mean, I've been telling you for a long time nothing's ever gonna happen between us.
Ashley: No, you haven't. You never told me you didn't like me.
Axl: I didn't?
Ashley: No. You took me to prom twice.
Axl: Um...
Ashley: If you didn't want to be with me, why didn't you just say so? You're not very clear with your signals, Axl. Maybe you should just sit here and think about all the pain you've caused me. And I hope it's reflected in my tip.