Frankie: [cries]
Mike: Oh, come on. No crying. This house is wet enough as it is.
Frankie: I'm sorry, but our kids just gave us an intervention.
Mike: It wasn't an intervention.
Frankie: [scoffs] Wha...? They both got up before 10:00 A.M. on a Saturday and drove over here without their laundry... that's an intervention. There's a show on TV called Intervention, and that's pretty much exactly what happens.
Mike: Look, if Brick had a problem with us, he didn't have to go tattle on us to those two. He could've just come to us and said something.
Frankie: Well, obviously, he didn't feel comfortable doing that because we're monsters. We yell at each other and his soil is getting damaged and...
Mike: Don't look at me. You're really more of the yeller.
Frankie: Oh, okay, maybe, but you have more of that seethy anger. You know, most of your serial killers have that.