Mike: Unless somebody's pregnant or failing out of school, we got stuff to do.
Axl: Oh, someone's failing, all right. But it's in the school of parenting.
Sue: Mm-hmm.
Axl: Please sit. [Mike sighs]
Sue: [clears throat] Here's the thing... Brick reached out to us because he's upset about some of the things that have been going on around here.
Axl: And after hearing his cries for help, Sue and I felt we had no choice but to come home and speak on his behalf.
Frankie: Speak on his behalf about what?
Axl: You two... the fighting, the bickering, the constant barbs at each other's expense.
Sue: The eye rolling, the rude hand gestures behind each others' backs. I hear the term "crazy woman" was used?
Brick: It was actually "ridiculous woman."
Sue: Thank you, Brick. I was also informed that Mom called Dad a dummy and Dad shook a mop in front of Mom's face.
Axl: I believe what I learned in church was there are better ways to express oneself than mop-shaking and name-calling.