Sue: Okay, look, Axl, I know Mom said some stuff about April she shouldn't have, but our family is not so great that we can just afford to be losing members left and right. Thanksgiving sucked, so please just promise me you'll come home for Christmas.
Axl: I can't make that promise.
Sue: But you have to! We can't have our family traditions without you. When we sing Christmas carols, you're the one who tries to climb out the window and ditch us. When I bake gingerbread men, you're the one who bites all the heads off. So, what, are the Christmas villagers just not gonna hump each other this year? If you're not there, Christmas is just gonna go smoothly. And that may be some other family's Christmas, but it sure isn't ours.
Axl: Well, you're gonna have to find someone else to put boobs on the snowman, 'cause I can't be with people who hate my girlfriend.
Sue: Okay, to be fair, Axl, we have been nothing but nice to her face. Maybe we just need to get to know her better, have a do-over.
Axl: Sue, I'm 22. Maybe I just don't need the family as much as you do. Maybe I just need a break from you guys.
Sue: I don't think you're allowed to do that!