Axl: Mm-mwah. I knew Grandma sent you fudge.
Sue: Didn't she send you any?
Axl: Yeah, but it's gone. I knew I could count on your "I'll only eat one a day to make the pleasure last" theory.
Sue: Okay, well, you do not deserve fudge, Axl. Your advice didn't work.
Axl: What? Did you act like a jerk?
Sue: Yes! You would have been so proud of me. I was totally obnoxious, but he didn't care.
Axl: Amateur. You want me to break up with him for you?
Sue: You would do that for me?
Axl: Of course, Sue. You're my sister. I'd do anything for you. And 20 bucks.
Sue: You would charge your own family?
Axl: Hey, the Boss Co. Break Up Service rate is normally $25. I'm giving you a family discount.
Sue: What about all the chocolate you've been eating?
Axl: You're right. I should probably buy my own chocolate. Better make it $25.