Dave: Is this for school?
Brick: No, it's more of a personal research project. So, when did you know you were a man?
Dave: When I woke up smelling smoke and I carried my little brother through the fiery inferno, ignoring the excruciating pain until I found the safety of our parents.
Brick: Well, our house is a tinderbox.
Jim: I remember back when I was in Prairie Scouts, I had all the badges except for one. Then my mom lost my sash. My troop leader told me that if I couldn't keep track of my sash, maybe I wasn't a man. [voice breaking] It's possible I'm not one. [inhales sharply, sighs]
Chuck: Listen here, baby Mike. You can't become a man until you get out from under the tyranny of the man. I was about your age when I went over the walls of my prison. "Eat your vegetables, Chuck. Don't date your teachers, Chuck." You can't become a man under that kind of oppression. So I inked up, got a busboy job at Chi-Chi's, and, uh, became the awesome man you see in front of you today.