Frankie: [answers phone] Hello?
Sue: I am dying out here. I tried to be funny, I tried to be whimsical... Just something different. It's almost like sororities don't want different. And I keep getting stuck next to this girl who rides horses and has been to California. What about me is cool like that?
Frankie: I don't know, Sue. Look, I'm a little thrown. Your brother just bought his own pants.
Sue: I'm not telling them my brother bought his own pants. "Ooh, my brother bought pants." Oh, you know what? I actually might use that.
Frankie: I mean, dark wash? Did he ever say anything to you about wanting dark wash?
Sue: Mom! You don't understand what it's like. Everyone's beautiful. They're all blonde and perfect. There's a tall blonde. There's a tall blonde. There's a tall blonde. Oh, she's just kind of so-so. Oh, never mind. That's just my reflection in the window.