Axl: Okay, Dad, choose.
Brick: Yeah, Dad, who's it gonna be?
Frankie: [v.o.] Mike had to do something he never had to do in his whole life... pick between his two sons. So, he did the only thing a father could do in that situation. He didn't.
Axl: You got this, Brick!
Frankie: [v.o.] In life, if you do the right thing, the universe has a way of rewarding you. [Brick misses the shot] Except in this case. It turns out Brick had never played in front of a crowd, and he was a giant choke artist.
Brick: Sorry about that! My bad.
Frankie: [v.o.] And Axl wasn't as healthy as he thought he was.
Ron: I am the cornhole king! Behold my giant spatula! I will be a benevolent ruler who shall cook all burgers medium-well! [laughter and applause]
Frankie: [v.o.] Mike really did deserve better from the universe. But at least with us, the universe is consistent.