Axl: [answers phone] I got the socks. I'm wearing the socks. They're awesome socks.
Mike: What was that about? I asked you to come down here, and you send your friend Sean.
Axl: What? I sent a proxy. That's a word.
Mike: I don't want Sean. I want you.
Axl: What difference does it make? Why does it have to be me?
Mike: Because I want it to be you. So just get your ass home on Saturday.
Axl: Oh, my God! That is so completely arbitrary. That's another word I learned.
Mike: Just do it.
Axl: Ugh! What?! It doesn't make sense that it needs to be me instead of somebody else. Just explain it. I'm 21. I'm an adult now.
Mike: [sighs] You were an adult at 18.
Axl: What?! Why didn't you tell me?! You owe me three years of adulthood.
Frankie: [v.o.] And that's when Mike was forced to do something he didn't want to do. [Mike sighs] He pulled out the dad voice.
Mike: [sternly] Axl, home tomorrow.