Brick: Ooh! The Sacred Key of Larkin! That's what I wanna get. They only did a limited release of 5,000. Luckily, I brought my birthday money.
Sue: Hey, Brick, we can't be here all day. I gotta get back to Orson. I'm pretty sure everyone's meeting at the mall later. Or at Arby's. But there are definitely maybe plans. Let's just get your key and get out of here.
Brick: [chuckles] You can't just walk up and get the Sacred Key of Larkin.
Sue: Whatever, Brick. I'm sure it's not that complicated.
Brick: First, you have to get three tokens by traversing the valley of despair, which is in convention hall "C".
Sue: Okay.
Brick: The tokens earn you the opportunity to answer the five questions of the mystic, who will bestow upon you the Pin of Greywhackle. You travel with the pin to the Oracle of Singal. If the Oracle deems you worthy, you're allowed an audience with the princess. Then, and only then, will the princess exchange the Pin of Greywhackle for the Sacred Key of Larkin. Assuming you have the $29.99, which I do.
Sue: What? Brick, that is gonna take forever.
Brick: Well, you can't rush a quest.