Frankie: Wow, it's late. Can't believe Finn and Axl are just now going to the party. Oh, this was funny. When they were leaving, I said, "have fun and be careful." And Finn goes, "which one is it?" [laughs] Yeah. We laughed.
Mike: Mm-hmm.
Frankie: Okay, what? Why are you ummin' and hummin'?
Mike: I'm just sayin'. Been hearing a lot of Finn stories lately. You doin' a little flirtin' there?
Frankie: [scoffs] What? Uh, he's a child! God. Jeez. Wow!
Mike: I think that's one too many.
Frankie: Okay, it's not flirting. We just have stuff in common. We're two people who are interested in the same things. If anybody's flirting, it's you with cute waitresses when we go to restaurants. "Hi, Amy. Got any specials today?" Like you've ever ordered the special in your life!
Mike: I just like to have all the information before I order.
Frankie: Oh, please. The way you lock in on 'em, I haven't gotten that much eye contact in our whole marriage as when you're waitin' to hear about eggs.
Mike: Hey, don't try to turn this on me. You're the one "oggling" your son's friend.
Frankie: I'm not, and it's ogling.
Mike: Yeah, well, you would know. You're the one doin' it.