Mike: You know, today is Valentine's Day, and we haven't even talked about you and me.
Frankie: Yeah, well, you know.
Mike: So... I got you a little something.
Frankie: Aww. Well, it just so happens I got you a little something, too.
Mike: What?
Frankie: Mm-hmm.
Mike: Hey! Sports Illustrated. Thank you.
Frankie: Ooh! French Onion Pringles! Guess you're not gonna be kissing me tonight, hm? [Mike chuckles] Ooh! You got the Tweezers I wanted!
Mike: Yeah, well, you've been mentioning it, so... All right! A giant remote so I can see the numbers! [chuckles]
Frankie: Aw. And you always say how embarrassed you are to go into the lady aisle.
Mike: Happy Valentine's Day, Frankie.
Frankie: Mmm. Happy Valentine's Day.