Chuck: The Chuck is here. The fun starts now, baby Mike.
Brick: My mom asked you to watch me?
Chuck: Not exactly. She asked Dave, 'cause he's a dad. But he had dad stuff to do, so the Chuck stepped in. The Chuck likes to keep his schedule wide open for all kinds of "life-ortunities." You don't mind if I drum while you do your baby Mike thing, do you? I bring these with me everywhere I go.
Brick: Mm. How long have you been playing?
Chuck: Since today.