Frankie: Okay. Ooh! What's this? Wow. A whole dining-room table with chairs for only $52.
Axl: [chuckling] Yeah. I'm not spending $52.
Frankie: [scoffs] This is a steal! Look... matched set, solid maple, perfect condition. That's amazing! I can't believe it's only 52 bucks.
Axl: Aren't you past the age where you get excited about stuff?
Frankie: Absolutely, but come on. Imagine how great that would look in our dining room. Oh, it's so pretty.
Frankie: [v.o.] Now, I know we already have a dining-room table, but seriously, if you'd seen the crap that it's been through...
[flashback: Axl loses control of the electric knife while carving a turkey]
[flashback: young Brick uses a permanent market to write "Happy Birthday Mom" on a thin piece of paper]
[flashback: after Sue's nail polish drips on to the table, she knocks over the nail polish remover as she goes to tidy up the mess]
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, there's a reason why we always have a tablecloth on it.