Axl: Surprise! I'm home!
Frankie: Are you, Axl? Are you home? So you just drove home straight from college?
Axl: Well, I, you know, made a few stops.
Frankie: Oh, did you? Did you stop at the Donahues' for two days? Yeah, that's right, Axl. I saw you. I saw you at the Frugal Hoosier. I wanted to kiss you, but I should've punched you.
Axl: Whoa! Take it easy. What's the big deal? Yeah, I decided to come home for a few days, but then I ran into Sean, and we ended up playing Xbox till like 4:00 in the morning. Then, in the morning, Mrs. Donahue was making these awesome blueberry pancakes, so I hung around for breakfast. And then we shot some hoops, so I stayed for dinner. And, I mean, I was totally gonna come home after that, but it was family game night. I didn't want to hurt Mrs. Donahue's feelings.
Frankie: What about my feelings? Did it ever occur to you to play family games with me?
Axl: Why would I do that?
Frankie: Because I'm your family!