Sue: So then, we're holding hands for the séance, and I say, "If Christopher Columbus is in the room right now..."
Frankie: Hang on. Christopher Columbus?
Sue: I'm 16, Mom. I don't know a lot of dead people. Anyway, we asked his spirit for a sign. And all of a sudden, I see the Santa Maria sail across our wood paneling.
Mike: [to Frankie] Check the liquor cabinet.
Sue: Dad, this really happened. I'm serious. I was sitting right there, and I looked over at the wall, and there it was... the Santa Maria.
Mike: You sure it wasn't the Niña or the Pinta or the Never Happened-a?
Sue: Anyway, it was sort of light and glowing and it sailed from the commemorative royal baby goblet all the way to Dad's cornhole trophy. Who'd have thought? My very first séance, and I see an actual sign from the beyond. I must be really good at it.
Frankie: Mm.
Mike: Mm. [to Frankie] We might want to clear out the other half of the basement for her.